THE BIG HAIRY SPIDER
There's a great big hairy spider
Who's been living in my shoe
He's lurking in there even as we speak
When I get up in the morning
I'm afraid to put them on
I always get my Mum to have a peek

'Cause Mum's not scared of spiders
(Or that's what she tells me)
She chases them away from in my room
Mum really is courageous when she's cleaning out their webs
Especially when she uses a long broom

So out you naughty spiders and leave my shoes alone
Cause if you don't I'll go and tell my Mum
Then she will come and chase you with her great long handled broom
And give you a quick prod right up your bum