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LUNCHTIME DELIGHTS
There's a girl in my class
Ethel McSporidge
Who brings sandwiches filled with
Jam and cold porridge
She says that they're nice
And would I like a chew
But I always say, "No"
I think you would too
'Cause I think jam and porridge
Doesn't sound very nice
It's a bit like stale pizza
With three week old rice
So I think I will stay
With my own if you please
A delicate mixture of
Fish and hen's knees |
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CATS AND DOGS
Dad says it's raining cats and dogs
I said,"You're off your noodle"
Until I went outside to see
And stepped into a poodle!!
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